Thermostats. Telling us the very nature of our temperatures. But did you know that there is something deeper within them? Mercury. The nature of mercury is toxic, so thermostats are toxic. They have come out with non-toxic thermostats recently though.

Anyways, with the ever expanding number of doorways people may find it more and more difficult to remain where they want to belong. It can get confusing when two lefts make a right and a right makes three lefts! These doors were built to keep you confused and without orientation. You need an orientation-meter to keep metric pace of the doors. The doors do make sense, you just have to sense it enough.

Through the pace of the door opening and door closing we can get a handle (pun intended) on the door movements. Door movements are the swinging of doors, the trapezing of doors, the velveting of doors and the hanging of doors off of hinges in circular motions. Spiral doors (as of yet to have been invented) are the most trickiest sort. They are doors but concurrently spirals and trapeze you to whenstever you shall dream.

Door marketers want you to believe in the door hinge, but the hinge is what keeps you knocking.